DorkTower 4 Gamer Hygiene

[WARNING IF SWEARS OFFEND YOU PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS ARTICLE]

Hopefully this Dork Tower issue will give you some chuckles. After all, it has 2 things foreign to gamers…soap and pussy. But seriously, grab some soap and water, rub them together, apply to your body for 20 seconds, rinse, repeat, before you go gaming. Everyone in the store will thank you.